Body by McDonalds

A lot of people think I'm a dramatic bitch, and an exactly equal number of people are worthless. Not because they're wrong, but because I don't need them in my life.

On my To-Dos today

  • Fire my web developer
  • Have a latte
  • Throw Up
  • Eat some Xannies to take the edge off
  • Re-hire my web developer

Basically my life is amazing and you should be jealous. Look what I bought yesterday:

Yasss bitch, a white woman in a cage

Yasss bitch, a white woman in a cage

That's right—a white woman in a cage. I'm pretty proud of myself and sick of them. I wish they'd at least stop wearing bright colors that totally wash them out.