A lot of people think I'm a dramatic bitch, and an exactly equal number of people are worthless. Not because they're wrong, but because I don't need them in my life.
On my To-Dos today
- Fire my web developer
- Have a latte
- Throw Up
- Eat some Xannies to take the edge off
- Re-hire my web developer
Basically my life is amazing and you should be jealous. Look what I bought yesterday:
That's right—a white woman in a cage. I'm pretty proud of myself and sick of them. I wish they'd at least stop wearing bright colors that totally wash them out.